I went to the mall over the weekend with a friend to to pick out some new eyeglass frames. I'm a sucker for kitchen stuff so I suggested we cut through Crate and Barrel so I could see if there was anything I needed. I was drawn by these Granny Smith apples that looks amazingly real.
"Look at these," I said. "Aren't these amazing?"
"What the hell are you going to do with those?" he asked.
I put them down and walked away.
And then ran home and ordered them online.
$3.95 each but they're amazing.